some came out better than others. here are the rest:

i spent a long time reading it.

here’s an excerpt from mark 1:

16 An he walkz by Sea uf Galllillllelleelllee n he seez Simon n Andrew and dey iz fishing with nets, cuz thats what tehy does. (kittehs liek fishz)17 An Happy Cat sez “Com wit me n fish for d00dz!”18 An tehy did.19 An He went along n see James n John who was kittehs ov Zebedde. An they r hax0ring da netz n stuff in a bote.20 An He cald thm up an tehy caem 2 n left ther dad an his d00dz back at teh bote.

from ecclesiates 3:

1 theer has is a sison for evryting, and a tiems for every perpos under teh ceiling. 2 a tiemz 2 git kittehs, an a tiems 2 get ded. a tiemz to bury the cheezburger and a time to dig up the cheezburger you has planted. 3 tiemz 4 killin the mouses and tiemz 4 being ok with them but not rly. 4 theres a tiemz 4 lollin and a tiemz 4 not lollin so much. A teimz 4 weepins and a teimz 4 dancin. 5 a tiemz to keep cheezburger and a tiemz to give them away, srsly. teimz 4 hugs, tiemz when hugz are NOT WANTED. 6 a tiemz 4 lookin round and a timez 4 getin bored and stop lookin. 7 a tiemz 2 brak and a teimz 4 fix and a teimz 4 STFU and a teimz 2 talkz.

pretty awesome. comment some good ones that you find. i could spend all day on this.

it has the heroes girl in it but the main character is actually the asian guy from Lost, ken leung, who can hear dead people:

it went direct to DVD so i never heard about it before, but it was pretty funny. my fav part of the movie is below…